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Congrats to the 2008-09 Stillmooing Betting League Champion, TurdSandwich.

"I'd like to first thank all of you for being marginally more clueless than me when it comes to picking games. I would like you all to know that I employed a complicated algorithim involving a couple of sines, a cosine or two, a goat, a plunger, and a whole lot of hard liqour. My foolproof system led me to pick correctly approximately 56% of the time, which in todays high schools is probably a passing score.

For those of you interested in how I'll be spending my winnings, I plan to try to recreate my favorite scene from the 1987 claissic movie Robocop and snort cocaine off the chest of two high priced hookers. Failing that, I will probably spend it on my lovely fiance, GiantDouche. Anyone who knows us recongnizes that lavishing her with gifts is the only thing that keeps her from leaving me. That, or love, could be either one.

In closing, I love all of you very much. Especially EliSmokesPoleDaily. I don't know you, but that name brings a smile to my face every time I read it. I look forward to dominating all of you again next year.

Obama has nothing on me."

-Turd Sandwich